Sherlock: “If I wanted to look at naked women I’d borrow John’s laptop.”
John: “You do borrow my laptop.”
Sherlock: “I confiscate it.”
Of course, good ol’ feminist Sherlock has to protect John from viewing all those naked women as sexual objects. [“Sarcasm.” “Yes.”] A Scandal in Belgravia gave us so many good lines — and a naked woman. But in all fairness it did also give us a naked Sherlock.
Look, I’m sorry, but this meme just got to me so you’ll have to put up with a few more this week.